April is in my mistress' face!

I sang that song 13 years ago. Man am I old. April is pretty much done, but that doesn't stop me from posting some end of the month stuff. Kinda like a clearance sale without the ugly colors and styles.

Speaking of ugly, I got a Ford Taurus for my trip to Newberry yesterday. In reality, I really liked the car. The stereo was awesome!! Even better than my equipment at home. It got almost 37 mpg and was decently comfortable. Still a Ford.

On my way home, I drove past a Peoria Charter Coach bus!! I was so excited! I didn't recognize it at first and I barely saw it drive by. I guess I wasn't expecting it. I learned later that it was on a Myrtle Beach & SC tour.....that happened to stop by Newberry, of all the frackin' places.

*Dramatization

I was furniture shopping the other day and ran across this gem. If I knew this existed, I probably wouldn't have sold our house. It would have opened up a lot of space in our dining room!

One of my projects was to fit the ginourmous refrigerator into the slighly smaller hole.

Almost....but not quite.

Hmmmmm. Maybe this will help.

Tada! Piece of cake!

I stopped for gas. Good heavens, that's fracking high. It's probably going to get worse.

Dennis and I went to Red Robin this weekend. Stay away. Seriously. This cost me $13 and was mediocre, at best. It makes Fuddrucker's look like a bargain. Red Robin!......eh.

After dinner, it started pouring. We ran and ran and ran to find shelter.

We look up and realize we had run into a Cold Stone Creamery!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Outside our office, they were preparing to blast the granite to start the foundation on a new hotel. They had been drilling these little holes for days. Then they put dynamite into the holes and covered the whole thing with some sort of heavy mats.

BOOM! Now we have a big bulge but we're all still alive.

The end.